you're jealous.

so, we're all talking about fruit and that nonsense, but we're missing what really matters. I (Lindsey) have the best animal/pet EVER. He's a kitty and he'd kick all of your pets butt with one judo chop to the throat. The below listed are why he's so AWESOME.

1. He's a hottie.
2. He's jewish.
3. He's mexican.
4. He's EXTREMELY soft/cute.
5. He has a neat-o master/mummy. lol.
   
6. He's a master in karate and all MMA.
7. He has two hip aunties. (Leesa and Shylah Nolasco)
8. He speaks 12 different languages (that includes cat language)
9. He's a lovey, overweight (well... he has a flobby tummy that swings), compulsive cleaner, schizo, boy.
10. He has more personality than Pee Wee Herman.
11. He has magical powers.
12. He's a black and gray tabby cat.
13. He walks with a swagger.
14. He's a pervert.
15. His daddy's are Chuck Liddell, Rupert Grint, and Johnny Depp. :)
    

The above are just what comes to mind at the moment. I could go on forever. I thought 15 reasons was more than enough evidence. So it's ok, admit your jealous.